Big Boy

My name is Big Boy
I like to eat Chip's Ahoy!
Big Boy can do a lot of stuff
like make you really buff

Big Boy wants a girl
But the Cops got him a refferal
Sadly he got in jail
and the judge put a $$$$$$$3,000,000,000 bail

He says his life is a FAIL
cause he got grabbed by the tail
Big Boy does not do drugs
Says they will grow bugs.

Now he's out of jail
Putting himself on a different trail
put's on a sail.
Mother sented him a mail

Said she wanted him back
Tells his mother he's on a rack

Says if he's in the middle of the sea
he's the #1 gee
Hanging from a tree was his hobbyeee.

Life

Don't you like the rain
its the type of thing you got to train
That soft touch that hits your brain
better get it before it hits of to the drain

Yep life can be a hard time
and to make it better just rhyme
like me
yeah don't you like how I make the beat
how i gave it to the street
Ugh! look at that rotten meat.

Funny how it could hit your face
and turn it to a bunch of disgrace
You'll be all over the place
just watching me dying from laughter with a different pace

Why are you waiting
just start debating

You'll never know when Obama will change the law
and turn yourself into a straw
everyone will be like ha ha

Don't put on lip gloss
but take a floss
Before I get my chance
to take a toss.

You know I'm jk
so mow it's time to say goodbye okay?
:)

hello :P

hey :v)=

:D :P :} :]

my name is bob but bob cant speak

_----------> bad part of June

-----its raining so much i dont like that when it happens. It ruins your day and plans just get washed away.

You planed to go to the park. Next thing you know you know you hear fierce rain beating on every side of your house but you never really noticed that it was rain.

---> your first thought: it must be Santa again who tried to stalk you yesterday by looking if you were a good boy or good girl. Just last week he came knokcing on your door.... you finish the rest of the story.