Big Boy

My name is Big Boy
I like to eat Chip's Ahoy!
Big Boy can do a lot of stuff
like make you really buff

Big Boy wants a girl
But the Cops got him a refferal
Sadly he got in jail
and the judge put a $$$$$$$3,000,000,000 bail

He says his life is a FAIL
cause he got grabbed by the tail
Big Boy does not do drugs
Says they will grow bugs.

Now he's out of jail
Putting himself on a different trail
put's on a sail.
Mother sented him a mail

Said she wanted him back
Tells his mother he's on a rack

Says if he's in the middle of the sea
he's the #1 gee
Hanging from a tree was his hobbyeee.